If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
I was about to do a #brbchoking but I don’t think it’s the best time…
What even is breathing?
Oh my lord.
by far my favorite post on tumblr to this day
the last one. ahahaha
Anonymous asked: If you ate 65 Hippos in under 5 hours would you blow up or would they have a game of hungry hungry hippos in your tummy?
Well considering the consequences of consuming such large animals. I would say they would not only play 1 game of hungry hungry hippos in my stomach module. But they would never stop playing. Thus resulting in continuos farting escaping from my but. Yes thats whats gonna happen :)
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- joe biden
- the letter Q
Some of these are legitimately calming.
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
Forever reblog because accurate.